
Read a recent article by He Said, She said's Serge Bielanko. He and his wife recently separated (and then came back together for the better) and he offered some very down-to-earth advice on marriage. Here are his bullet points he recommends you post on your fridge:
*You were in love once. That’s why you got married, dumbass. So you’re probably still in love. Remember that.
*You could have incredibly hot sex with other people if you really wanted to. But, that would ruin everything.
*When questioning your marriage, you should be questioning a lot of other things first.
*Money is more important than some things in a marriage and less important than others. You pick which ones.
*Kids change marriages. A lot. Can you handle that? Say yes, dumbass.
*No one else is married to you. It’s just him or her. That says A LOT.
*There is more true love in a grocery list than in all of the greeting cards ever written.
*Romance is nice. Patience is nicer.
*If you think you could have done better, you are a fool.
*Some marriages are perfect. Yours is not one of them. Deal with it.
*You are writing an incredible love story every time you bite your damn lip.
*There are two kinds of physical beauty, THEN and NOW.
*Marriage is way better if you take turns with the dishes, the trash, and the laundry.
*In the bedroom, just forget you’re even married.
*If one person snores and the other person doesn’t, the person who snores never gets that last little bit of wine.
*When you’re arguing with each other, you’re always half wrong. And that’s that.
*Those kids you made together? You couldn’t have done that without him/her.
*Long periods of confusion mean you’re not saying enough.
*Every time you open your mouth, it ends up in the book of your life.
*He’s so disappointing sometimes. So what? He loves you, stupid.
*She’s so disappointing sometimes. So what? She loves you, stupid.
*There are two minds in your marriage. And two hearts. And two souls. And four eyeballs.
*Little things are bigger than big things. (that one is deep ;)
*Paris is a city in France. Paris In The Springtime is a mindset.
*No one cares more about your marriage more than you two.
*Remember that exact moment when you both just knew it was the real deal. Well, guess what? It’s still happening.
*Nothing is forever unless you want it to be. Isn’t that cool? And powerful?
*There is magic in a messy house. There is no magic in an empty one.
*Love has many stages. All of them are very different.
*Different is quite good.
*The only mistake you’ll ever really make is wondering if you made a mistake.
*Every time you say “I love you,” a baby bird dreams of fat worms.
*When your marriage seems boring, it is you who are boring. Again...deep.
*Living with the person you love can suck sometimes. Put your grown-up pants on.
*People look at you two and they see a single thing. Your marriage is that big of a deal.
*Never forget to always remember. Always remember to never forget.
*At night, even in sleep, you’ve got each others back. Nice one.
*Someday, your kids will talk about you both and smile. Congratulations.
*You’re both poets and janitors and soothsayers and beat cops and emperors and politicians and wizards. No wonder you both get so tired sometimes. AMEN
*You could have incredibly hot sex with other people if you really wanted to. But, that would ruin everything.
*When questioning your marriage, you should be questioning a lot of other things first.
*Money is more important than some things in a marriage and less important than others. You pick which ones.
*Kids change marriages. A lot. Can you handle that? Say yes, dumbass.
*No one else is married to you. It’s just him or her. That says A LOT.
*There is more true love in a grocery list than in all of the greeting cards ever written.
*Romance is nice. Patience is nicer.
*If you think you could have done better, you are a fool.
*Some marriages are perfect. Yours is not one of them. Deal with it.
*You are writing an incredible love story every time you bite your damn lip.
*There are two kinds of physical beauty, THEN and NOW.
*Marriage is way better if you take turns with the dishes, the trash, and the laundry.
*In the bedroom, just forget you’re even married.
*If one person snores and the other person doesn’t, the person who snores never gets that last little bit of wine.
*When you’re arguing with each other, you’re always half wrong. And that’s that.
*Those kids you made together? You couldn’t have done that without him/her.
*Long periods of confusion mean you’re not saying enough.
*Every time you open your mouth, it ends up in the book of your life.
*He’s so disappointing sometimes. So what? He loves you, stupid.
*She’s so disappointing sometimes. So what? She loves you, stupid.
*There are two minds in your marriage. And two hearts. And two souls. And four eyeballs.
*Little things are bigger than big things. (that one is deep ;)
*Paris is a city in France. Paris In The Springtime is a mindset.
*No one cares more about your marriage more than you two.
*Remember that exact moment when you both just knew it was the real deal. Well, guess what? It’s still happening.
*Nothing is forever unless you want it to be. Isn’t that cool? And powerful?
*There is magic in a messy house. There is no magic in an empty one.
*Love has many stages. All of them are very different.
*Different is quite good.
*The only mistake you’ll ever really make is wondering if you made a mistake.
*Every time you say “I love you,” a baby bird dreams of fat worms.
*When your marriage seems boring, it is you who are boring. Again...deep.
*Living with the person you love can suck sometimes. Put your grown-up pants on.
*People look at you two and they see a single thing. Your marriage is that big of a deal.
*Never forget to always remember. Always remember to never forget.
*At night, even in sleep, you’ve got each others back. Nice one.
*Someday, your kids will talk about you both and smile. Congratulations.
*You’re both poets and janitors and soothsayers and beat cops and emperors and politicians and wizards. No wonder you both get so tired sometimes. AMEN

*Stop focusing on the negative!! (or put more positively: Look for the good stuff all the time!)
*Wait a day/night before getting into it (cool down time for both of you)
*Stop comparing who does what how often (a happy partnership means not keeping score)
*It's not worth it (all the little nit-picking has to stop)
*Stick to the subject (every fight you have is not about every fight you've had)
*Do it even when you don't feel like doing it
*Balance the time together and not together.
*Wait a day/night before getting into it (cool down time for both of you)
*Stop comparing who does what how often (a happy partnership means not keeping score)
*It's not worth it (all the little nit-picking has to stop)
*Stick to the subject (every fight you have is not about every fight you've had)
*Do it even when you don't feel like doing it
*Balance the time together and not together.
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